Saturday 15 December 2012

Cheka unenepe - Ukitongoza "changudoa" mombasa vumilia maswali

Kama: Babie nataka tu-have sex

Shiko: Saa hii ama baadaye?

Kama: Saa hii

Shiko: Kwa bed ama kwa sofa?
Kama: Sofa
Shiko: 2-seater ama 3- seater?
Kama: Ama twende tu bed
Shiko: Juu ya sheets ama chini ya sheets?
Kama: Juu ya sheets
Shiko: Na juala ama kavu kavu?
Kama: Na juala
Shiko: Trust ama Salama?
Kama: Salama
Shiko: Flavoured ama normal?
Kama: Flavoured, Daaah
Shiko: Banana flavour ama strawberry?
Kama: Strawberry
Shiko: Uko nazo ama unaendea kwa shop?
Kama: Nitaendea shop
Shiko: Shop ya Mama Kamau ama Mama Shiru?
Kama: Ama tukiss tu,wachana na sex
Shiko: Deep kiss ama peck?
Kama: Uko na ujinga sasa!
Shiko: Mwingi ama kidogo?
Kama: By the way nitaku-dump!
Shiko: Saa hii ama na text?
Kama: Toka HAPA ata nitagetdame mwingine!
Shiko: Mrefu ama height yangu?
Kama: TOKA HAPA! TOKA! Kwenda!
Shiko: TENA HUTAKI SEX??
Kama: Nope... Nitamustarbate tu!
Shiko: Na sabuni ama vaseline
Kama: Na chilli-sauce punta wewe...

Nasihi ukimaliza kujibu haya maswali yote na hamu yenyewe imeisha aaaaaaaaah

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